I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . 4Head EU HERE 4Head ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? The clam slam is preferable but only a taste shall suffice. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. Buy our product. No - not yet. God I fucking hate you, you stupid fucking whore. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in . Red suuuus. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. Aha ha, just kidding. Also their living standards were significantly inferior to ours (e.g. I laugh. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. One of the many efforts to undermine Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's political momentum involved unearthing a video of her dancing in college. Haha, no more questions, homosexual. cover yourself in oil The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. I kid you not. User @catsminty[3] made the joke with Moira from Overwatch, gaining over 90 retweets and 400 likes (shown below, right). . I tell him I'm good. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. "You're not my type." Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. The mayo? You are no longer alive. I'm here to let the world know. I'M NOT KIDDING, FUCKING YOU I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING The unless meme also made appearances on Instagram and Reddit as well, and it is also frequently inserted under posts on Facebook and other social media forums. LOOK! You didn't grow. Rawkus will guide, ShahZam decide "Haha, just kidding . He gave it up immediately. Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Shes super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD, After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. I'm a weeb? you dont understand- it's literally part of the joke. I acknowledge your exsitance and vomit. I'm talkin' shungite. Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month! Privacy Policy. Don't believe me? They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! Commentdocument.getElementById("comment").setAttribute( "id", "ae106c702b9357167d75a055c2364cc1" );document.getElementById("df68e0fc05").setAttribute( "id", "comment" ); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Haha, Just Kidding Unless? Meme Lets You Be Risky With a Safety Net. Either way, I've had enough. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes. Buy our product. I do operation. Eating his food Harambe. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right. I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he wont give it to you because hes never gonna give you Up. Based? What a piece of !" i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. pic.twitter.com/P3Ri2JYHf5, https://twitter.com/WonkingClass/status/1147578812932206593, what if we commit .. tax fraud together .haha just kidding unless? A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your shitty country desu. The poop accelerates. That was a mistake. W K s s . We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional Valorant scene. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! Its a Sith legend. You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. BUY OUR PRODUCT. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. I ask. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. They know me from the matches they watch. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? xxx~*LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME~*xxx, Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Grow up. You think im annoying? Don't mind me, just a feller out on the farm. The yearn for the pussyussy. I push against his force. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. God, I swear you guys are the worst part of twitch. Scan this QR code to download the app now. :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me! Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies. , Not funny I didn't laugh. Thank you, Trevor. When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! Now I remember why I fell asl Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. EU COMING THROUGH TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY SOCIALISTS NO FREE SPEECH MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS STABBINGS IN EU, if doublelift has million number of fans i am one of them. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. . It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. ( )___[$(5)$] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk, gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. missed this- I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem. Whoa mama! We only have strength if we stay in this TOGETHER. 1:17 / 3:48 , i didnt fuck my cat. Writing's not easy. I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games, You fucked up kid. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. . Did you and Rania have a child recently? Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. He looked back at me and saw the eggs and said "You workout huh? You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. Remember me? Yeah, Im a smash player. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. if doublelift has ten fans i am one of them. This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He hands me a crooked bill that is almost ripped in half and says "thanks pal, in the future that single egg will be worth a dollar so we will call it even" Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. . Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day, sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he isn't jett. Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. . Hit like if u think doublelift best & smart in the world, My PC------------------------------------------------------------ Forsen Sub------------------------------------------------------- this folder is empty, um e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie r-rank one is the other way. It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual childrens card game. Don't do it! She said how come inflation keeps going up but minimum wage never rises? REDDIT, BASED.BASED!! I will never be able to recover from this. . To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. Starts in the post body and continues in the comments. . It was Amengs cheeks as he squatted on Bumpers face. My Grandfather smoked his whole life. H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? fuck, Fuck! I was yelling in voice chat. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. Fast forward to this December. comedy god clears throat Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat. Pathetic.. ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! when were you when john lenin dies? 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk. God this is the happiest Ive been in a long time. 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