You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! Confront your future. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Little longer. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. [sobs]. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. I have no powers. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Valve Corporation. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Yes, That's EXATCLY what I am going to do! Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Xavier: I can take it. Xavier: Life. Will you be my beast? 3. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Whos this? You need closure. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Just go towards the light. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Oh yeah? Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Xavier: If these be my last words, then I'd like to leave this world with one final thought: Me no wanna die, mommy! All rights reserved. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Like most folks, I've always been different. Im the real me! Some o' them crazy cookies. Hold. Hold. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. How long you stand there, freak? Happiness is murder. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. OH! Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: I could be your costume. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Boy: Yummy! You, Xavier! Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! Conversation nook. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. X1: "Hello?" But I'd sure like to try. Hold. Me, I like to kill on the beach. The driver for all Investors is the continuous search for investment opportunities. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Quotes.net. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. Of course I do. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? I'll help you. Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. Look at this cat. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Wonder where's my reward. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Hold. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? It was you, damn it! Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. [typing] What Doth Life? I'm sorry. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. The heart of an explosion. Xavier: No time to gab. And a flatscreen iTV. During his travels, he learns more about his Press J to jump to the feed. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. Charge him a recycling fee. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Or is it vice-reversa? I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. The heart of an explosion. Xavier: Powers are for the weak. I found out the hard way. I'm a certified wahockamana healer. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. No one deserves a mix-up that bad! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. Whos this? I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. SoundCloud. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. 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Hello? Xavier: What's wrong? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Weiner, take all! Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. But good so far. Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. Hello? So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Cavewoman: My husband. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. ", "Other kids could be cruel. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. Only a blind girl would marry you. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. So whether I do a bloody or non-blood Kayako is up to me. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. He totally missed the board. Go on. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? The Everchild: Don't you see? Think of some kids. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Now there was a factory mix-up! I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? It depends on what you mean by "God". Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. 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